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Mickey looking so fly in those shades. Probably gonna want to hold onto this one, since it'll likely be worth around $12.6 million in 75 years...  ...

Ohh, it's a baseball glove. You can catch things with it, take hot things out of the oven*, or you can even hit your sister with it... and this one...

Bright, round, and retro as heck. It looks like summer and cleans like it means it - smudge patrol, deployed! The Jinkies Beach Ball cloth is great...

Just like Grandma used to make... except this one won't get hot gooey chocolate on your Glass. Large enough to comfortably clean your glasses, yet ...

Lovingly stitched by a Jinkies staff member, this cross-stitch cleaning cloth will melt your mama's heart. The Jinkies Cross-Stitch cloth is great ...

Be at the ready oh naive explorer, for you are about to embark on a journey many dare not tread. We do not promise calm waters or a lighted path bu...

As a member of the Asteraceae family of dicotyledonous plants, its relatives include the sunflower, daisy, chrysanthemum, zinnia, and famous grueso...

Mmmmmmm... Donut. Just don't sell your soul for this one... or maybe do? Just depends on how much you love deliciously cute ways to Wipe Your Glass...

Straight out of the 80's, this retro Floppy Disk cleaning cloth is packed with 1's and 0's and is guaranteed to keep your slick Macinatosh 128 look...

Ahhhh, we all know that feeling... AAAARGGHH JINKIES!! Trigger warning this one might send some of you nerds over the edge... Keep flipping it over...

Jinkies sandpaper will get your glass so smooooooth... Just don't mistake it for your actual 60 grit. That would be a bad day. The Jinkies Sandpape...

Draw four… no wait, draw one perfect microfiber cleaning cloth! Looks just like a classic card from the ultimate symbol of family game night chaos!...

Found an old roll of 200 when we we're cleaning out the old IT guy's desk .. anyone know who these people are???? The Jinkies Film Roll cloth is gr...

Dawwwwww! Look at the cute kitty cat all curled up and ready to Wipe Your Glass 😻 The Jinkies Cat cloth is great at cleaning off those smudges on y...

The world's very first life size Pizza Microfiber Cloth. Looks so good you'll want to eat it... but don't do that. It tastes terrible... not that w...

Nothing quite like a soft tortilla, hot off the grill. The Jinkies tortilla will keep your glass looking super fresh... Just don't use it to wrap a...

At some point you're going to have to hit pause and take a break. Maybe get a sandwich or something? Take a peak outside? Eeeeh Who are we kidding....

A gag of a gag gift. Is that meta? Are we losing any of you?? Please note: our Whoopee Cushion cloth makes no sound when sat upon.  The Jinkies Who...

This is a microfiber VHS tape. It used to contain precious memories from your childhood, but now it just has an episode from your step-dad's favori...

Hours spent scanning the airwaves to collect only the best for the crush that made your heart flutter and head spin right round baby right round. T...

Just looking at this one takes us right back in highschool.Whether it's notes to your crush, doodles during math, or reminding yourself not to use ...

Clean your glasses like a billionaire.  The Jinkies Money Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your Sunnies Specs & Screens. It is ...

The Jinkies Notebook Paper Cloth is great for cleaning smears and smudges off your Sunnies Specs & Screens.All Jinkies® branded microfiber clot...

Jinkies sandpaper will get your glass so smooooooth... Just don't mistake it for your actual 60 grit. That would be a bad day. The Jinkies Sandpape...

No UV protection. No skin hydration. Just spotless glasses and conversation-starter vibes. *Not actually 1000 SPF, so it won't protect from the sun...

AKA the Walter Whities. Not sure what to say about this one... If you've ever wanted people and stop and stare at you Wipe Your Glass in public thi...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!  The Jinkies Soccer Ball cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your Sunnies Specs & Screens. All Jinkie...

This one's a home run for sure...  The Jinkies Baseball cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your Sunnies Specs & Screens. All Jink...

Knit Happens.  The Jinkies Ball of Yarn cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your Sunnies Specs & Screens. All Jinkies® branded mic...

This one's a slam dunk for sure...  The Jinkies Basketball cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your Sunnies Specs & Screens. All J...

This one's a touchdown! Or at least a field goal... The Jinkies Football cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your Sunnies Specs & ...

The Jinkies Greatest Hits Vinyl is chock-full of some real bangers including hits like "I Can See Clearly Now the Smears are Gone", "Help Me Rhonda...

The new and improved Nerdwax is now easier to apply! This thinner, slant-tipped container provides ease of application once only dreamed of! The Ne...

Nerdwax Magic Drops are guaranteed to provide a magical clean for your sunnies, specs, and screens! Just 1-2 little drops of the magic formula and ...